Nathan P Murphy's

Reviews about Nathan P Murphy's

• 5 / 5

  By Robecca Lillard
  Love this place
  May 04, 2017
• 1 / 5

  By Kelsey Manlove
  I guess I have to give this place one star....otherwise it would be zero. I have been to this place a few times, most of them 5+ years ago. I just recently went back last week with a friend and it was even worse than I remember! The older lady behind the bar is simply a drink-nazi. I took a drink out on the patio (I didn't want to be roofied, like most normal people, so I took it with me) and got the screaming of my life. Apparently there is a sign on the door (among about 50 thousand old/upcoming band flyers) that says "No Drinks On Patio" that I missed on accident. Why is this?? Natty P's is too cheap to acquire a patio license. The same goes for the bathroom, so just expect to leave your drink out for anyone and everyone to do with as they please when you leave a table.
  
  They have literally 4 drink choices. The bartender does not want to make mixed drinks, not that I asked for any. You can pick between canned Pabst, Bud, Bud Light, and something else. I paid $2.50 for each 12oz Pabst, which is ridiculous considering Pabst is cheaper even in a place like Portland.
  
  The bands (boy I felt even worse for them) were playing with literally no microphone at all. The bass was so loud it over-powered the vocals completely and was never fixed. The microphone itself, was taped to a dolly between what looked like two drum sticks. Some of the singers actually smacked their faces with the contraption during the shows. (Sorry, but I did laugh)
  
  Last, but not least....the place smelled like cat piss. Good thing it is basically blackout dark in there, otherwise, I am sure I would have had a heart-attack. Never again will I be back.
  
  ^^^Dude above me isn't bias at all and even he only managed to squeak out 3 stars for the business lol. People write bad reviews when something was that AWFUL. Duh. The place has been a known as lackluster around town for many years now.
  April 11, 2017